World leaders gather in strange huddle

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Many are bursting for the toilet

WORLD leaders have supplemented multi-decade foreign bombing campaigns by gathering together in a strange huddle.

David Cameron said ‘We’ve taken part in this odd staged photo opportunity to show the world that when required we will stand alone, in an isolated closed off street.

‘The conditions are pretty extreme, we’ve got to hang around here for 2 hours and there isn’t even a portaloo. Angela Merkel really needs a wee.’

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