Modern car design mostly based on Michael Portillo’s face

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A CAR industry insider has revealed most new cars are styled to look like Michael Portillo.

‘We’ve looked at a lot of faces of a lot of illustrious people’, said car marketing expert Terry Buffard, ‘Portillos was the best’.

Some consumer groups have asked whether it’s possible to revert to the good old days when everyone was happy and the majority of vehicles looked like Ronnie Corbet.

‘You can’t halt progress’, said Buffard, ‘and if you don’t want a car that resembles a stern browed ex tory minister then get yourself a Fiat 500, but that probably means you gay, or a 12 year old girl.’

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