Lollipop ladies to be privatised

Elsie will be sourced by private security firm G4S

DAVID Cameron has announced lollipop ladies will be provided by private security firm G4S.

The Primeminister reassured the public, ‘the quality and dependability of the service will not be affected. The nations’ children will be able to safely and happily cross the road as our parents, grandparents and great grandparents did’

‘the terms of the contract have stringent fines for lollipop ladies not turning up for work or if found out to have serious criminal records’

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