I finally won a trophy, admits Blair


The importance of a trophy can’t be understated – Tony Blair

 TONY Blair has revealed his political career could have been avoided had he been awarded a trophy sooner.

‘I’m happy now. I’m selling up some overseas property, cancelled my appointments and going to spend most of my time pottering around at the allotment.’

‘Most people win trophies for being good at stuff, but I was always terrible at everything’

‘Politicians and heads of state are always awarding each other commemorative nik naks, but it’s not the same.’

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  1. Nick ,

    You’re on a roll!


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