Final level of Scientology not quite the final level, announces Church of Scientology

Cryptic occult style symbols prove the church tell the truth

THE CHURCH of Scientology has revealed the absolute, ultimate, supreme, final and everlasting level of Scientology isn’t quite it.

A spokesperson for the Church said, ‘Do you remember the Crystal Maze?. It’s a little like that, you may have attained the crystal but you could still get locked in the room’

‘and it’s also nothing like that at all, it’s completely different. You’ll just have to find out for yourself. Application forms are over there’

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